We completed a pass!

While I was looking around YouTube, I also found this:



...which is a game called dizzy bat. You pour a beer into a whiffle ball bat, chug it, spin around, then attempt to hit your empty beer can. If you miss, you have to do it again until you eventually make contact. I am ashamed for having never heard of this until just now.

I think it would take Adam Dunn at least ten tries to make contact; Juan Pierre, conversely, would make contact on his first try, but would ground out weakly to SUV.

If you're gonna try this, it's clear you need plenty of space. You don't want to break your face on a grill.