Dear Catastrophe Quarterback
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I don't have the heart to talk about this game, not that there's much worth mentioning. They's fast, we's slow, end of story. It was evident from the start that Clemson was going to be able to do whatever it wanted to. I thought we might be able to give Harper some problems, but without a pass rush or an ability to stop the run, that wasn't going to happen.
After Beck got hurt, I made a typically sarcastic remark which prompted the woman standing next to me to comment that my friend and I were "the most negative fans" she had ever heard. I should maybe drink less before kickoff.
I'm sorry that you seem to have the weight of the world over you.