Avert Thy Mortal Gaze From Willy Korn
This (and the above photo) comes from the guys at Danny Ford Is God:
Announcer: ENTERING THE GAME, FROM LYMAN, SC….. WILLY…… KOOOOOOOOOORN
*crowd explodes in applause, panties thrown on field*
Defense: Oh Man, it’s WILLY KORN, I heard that dude melts faces.
WILLY KORN: Yeah, Ima melt ya FACE OFF. The last thing you’re going to see before you die is my BURNING FACE OF DEATH.
Defense: *face melts off* AGGGGGGG! BURNING KORN HEAD OF DEATH! *dies*
WILLY KORN: I’m dedicating this touchdown pass to the memories of those whose faces I melted with my swagger. DEDICATIONNNN TOUCHDOWNNNNNN. *touchdown* [KORN wills in an extra point.]