We could always ask these guys to craft us an intro song.

Deadspin points out that a few Oregon State baseball players--excuse me, a few O State Ballaz--are wannabe rap artists. Check it:

O State Ballaz, yes we balling
O State Ballaz, yes we balling
O State, O State, Ballaz
O State, O State, Ballaz

Hitting all the jacks—ain’t no time to relax
O State Ballaz game never lax
Melt ladies’ hearts like a flame to the wax
We step to the plate and we taking our hacks
So far ahead all you see is our backs
Throwing facts, busting tracks ain’t no tax wearing slacks
Tearing up players with mad skilled attacks
Ballaz title bound and we’re counting the stacks

Ack.