Doomed To AC/DC
The athletics department is asking fans to suggest an intro song for the football team. This is a nice idea, but it is pretty much guaranteed to not end well for me.
I don't suppose I can convince anyone to cast a vote for this New Pornographers tune:
We could always go the ironic route with, say, this Radiohead song:
You do it to yourself, you do
And that's what really hurts
Is that you do it to yourself
Just you and no-one else
You do it to yourself
You do it to yourself
The corresponding intro video would show nothing but penalties and turnovers.
Morrissey works, too.
As I live and breathe
You have killed me
You have killed me
Yes I walk around somehow
But you have killed me
You have killed me
Whatever you feel like suggesting, just please let it be something that's not AC/DC. Please please please.