Why you cotton pickin'...!

The man's talkin' own his fancy typin' machine agin, y'all.

So, BC fans, unless you want to look like the sort of total yokels who’d make fans from N.C. State and Clemson seem sophisticated, then when your Eagles beat the Blue Devils tonight, you’ll give them a well-deserved cheer and then say: Bring on the Tar Heels — a real basketball team.

So we're now getting cheap shots from the Providence Journal of all places. I guess we've really made it as fans.

Brandine:  Cletus, what are you beating your gums about?
Cletus:  Never you mind, Brandine! You just go back to birthing that baby!