That's not even a dance.

Andre Brown participated in this rookie touchdown dance challenge thing (first prize: signed Michael Jordan jersey. Gross.); via FanHouse, here's the video:



I think the judges docked points from Andre because pretending the football has gone into cardiac arrest only makes conceptual sense in the CFL where they play with John Goodman-sized balls. Or at the end of a so-rare-as-to-be-understandably-shock-inducing Marcus Stone-led TD drive. Whoa, whoa, whoa, we just hit double digits. My heavens, I've got to sit down.