I'm not concerned.

"Goddamn vending machine's out of cinnabuns again."

*sighs heavily* "Christ, it's like every other week around here."

*Selects, inhales candy bar. Rides his own pass to

the fairgrounds, crashes through RBC Center roof.*

"No, Harrison, over there!"

"We're doomed!"

"Worry not, fair citizens!"

*Throws 80-yard pass into quadruple coverage for a
touchdown, kicks extra point.*


"Eh. I've seen better."