You're breaking up with me?

The Fayetteville Observer catches up with John Bunting:

"I made a couple of promises to my wife and myself that if we ever separated from North Carolina we’d do two things."

That's kind of a weird choice of words isn't it?

"I want a divorce, John."
"What? Why? Was it something I--"
"It's not you. It's me. I...just can't do this anymore."
"But I can change! I'll start winning more, I promise."
"No, it's too late for us. I've moved on. There's someone else."