So THAT is where they've been keeping the real Jon Garland.

In Canada, eh.

'Course, Jonny's return to mediocrity didn't even matter, as the White Sox hitters busted out their whoopin' sticks and scored a season-high ten runs.

Yeah, it's going that well.

If Paul Konerko and Jermaine Dye start sniffin' their career averages, this team'll really be on to something.

The kind folks at Baseball Tonight have finally moved the daily White Sox highlights out of the last five minutes of the show, so now I only have to slog through 30-40 minutes of Yankees-BoSox babble and Larry Bowa turning mock double plays with John Buccigross. This development is as good a reason as any for the White Sox to keep winning.