Let's all have a laugh at the expense of the D-backs.

Russ Ortiz signs 4yr/$33 million deal with Arizona

Eight mil per year? Arizona needs to put down the checkbook and slowly back away...

And this comes after they already gave Troy Glaus a nice chunk of change ($11 mil per year for 4 years). Guess they're banking on Glaus returning to his glory days. In Ortiz's case, I'm not quite sure what they're banking on ... another 4.00 ERA?